At the Club is the second song in Mr. President, There’s an Asteroid Headed Directly For the Earth: The Musical.
It is reprised in At the Club (Reprise).
Lyrics[]
At the club!
Beautiful women who don’t have a date
Hello
At the club!
Their standards get lower
The longer you wait
Hello again
Music is blaring, so no conversation
Passion is flaring without hesitation
Pressed up so close
There’s a general genital rub...
At the club!